You might be a Republican if...
From 6x9.net
Date: Sat, 30 Mar 1996 From: Rhiannon Walker / rhiannon@COUGAR.MULTILINE.COM.AU
- You think "proletariat" is a type of cheese.
- You're a pro-lifer, but support the death penalty.
- You've ever uttered the phrase, "Why don't we just bomb the sons of bitches."
- You've ever said, "I can't wait to get into business school."
- You answer to "The Man."
- You don't think "The Simpsons" is all that funny, but you watch it because that Flanders fellow makes a lot of sense.
- You fax the FBI a list of "Commies in my Neighborhood."
- You don't let your kids watch Sesame Street because you accuse Bert and Ernie of "sexual deviance."
- You scream "Dit-dit-ditto" while making love.
- You point to Hootie and the Blowfish as evidence of the end of racism in America.
- You've ever said "Clean air? Looks clean to me."
- You spend free time reading "The Bell Curve."
- You've ever called the National Endowment for the Arts a bunch of pornographers.
- You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "lives in a trash can because he is lazy and doesn't want to contribute to society."
