Man with a bad sunburn

From 6x9.net
Date: Sun, 12 Aug 2001
From: Les Pourciau / Pourciau@MEMPHIS.EDU

A man fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and suffered a severe sunburn and heatstroke. He was taken to the hospital where his skin was a bright red, painful and started to blister. Anything that touched him caused agony.

The doctor prescribed continued intravenious feedings of water and electolytes, a mild sedative, and Viagra.

"What good will Viagra do him in that condition?" the nurse inquired.

The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off of him."