Is your job secure

Date: Thu, 28 Nov 1996
From: Jim Moore Jr / jimjr@PIPELINE.COM

I just knew I was in big trouble at work when:

• the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
• the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
• my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
• I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
• my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-18 last weekend.
• the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.
• the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.
• I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.
• my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
• my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
• three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.
• the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
• a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.
• the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.