Few occupational hazards

Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1998
From: Tina Gunther / tina_gunther@peter.biola.edu

ACCOUNTANTS - Lose their balance.

ACTORS - Drop a part.

ACTUARIES - Get broken down by age and sex.

ARCHERS - Bow and quiver.

BANKERS - Lose interest.

BASEBALL PLAYERS - Get pitched.

BASKETBALL players - Go on dribbling.

BEEKEEPERS - Buzz off.

BLONDES - Dye away.

BOOKKEEPERS - Lose their figures.

BOTANISTS - Wither away.

BOWLERS - End up in the gutter.

CARDIAC SURGEONS - Get bypassed.

CHAUFFEURS - Lose their drive.

CHICKENS - Get fried.

CLEANING PEOPLE - Kick the bucket.

CLOTHIERS - Lose their shirts.

COMPUTER USERS - Lose their memory.

COOKS - Get deranged.

COWS - Kick the bucket.

DAIRYMEN - Get butter and butter.

DAREDEVILS - Get discouraged.

DEANS - Lose their faculties.

DOCTORS - Lose their patients.

EGYPTIAN TOURISTS - Go senile.

ELECTRICIANS - Lose contact.

ENGINEERS - Lose their bearings.

EXTERMINATORS - Bug out.

FARMERS - Go to seed.