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Date: Thu, 28 Nov 1996
From: Jim Moore Jr / jimjr@PIPELINE.COM
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I just knew I was in big trouble at work when:
<ul>
<li>the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.
<li>the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
<li>my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
<li>I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
<li>my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-18 last weekend.
<li>the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.
<li>the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.
<li>I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.
<li>my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.
<li>my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
<li>three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.
<li>the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
<li>a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.
<li>the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.
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