View source for Few occupational hazards

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Date: Wed, 12 Aug 1998
From: Tina Gunther / tina_gunther@peter.biola.edu
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ACCOUNTANTS - Lose their balance.
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ACTORS - Drop a part.
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ACTUARIES - Get broken down by age and sex.
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ARCHERS - Bow and quiver.
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BANKERS - Lose interest.
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BASEBALL PLAYERS - Get pitched.
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BASKETBALL players - Go on dribbling.
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BEEKEEPERS - Buzz off.
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BLONDES - Dye away.
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BOOKKEEPERS - Lose their figures.
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BOTANISTS - Wither away.
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BOWLERS - End up in the gutter.
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CARDIAC SURGEONS - Get bypassed.
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CHAUFFEURS - Lose their drive.
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CHICKENS - Get fried.
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CLEANING PEOPLE - Kick the bucket.
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CLOTHIERS - Lose their shirts.
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COMPUTER USERS - Lose their memory.
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COOKS - Get deranged.
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COWS - Kick the bucket.
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DAIRYMEN - Get butter and butter.
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DAREDEVILS - Get discouraged.
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DEANS - Lose their faculties.
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DOCTORS - Lose their patients.
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EGYPTIAN TOURISTS - Go senile.
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ELECTRICIANS - Lose contact.
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ENGINEERS - Lose their bearings.
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EXTERMINATORS - Bug out.
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FARMERS - Go to seed.

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